Internet Campaign

I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'm trying to think of new things to do with the comics. This conversation came up a while ago while skyping with these mofos.

In case we go through another update drought, check out this amazing comic blog: Daisy Owl.

Experiments With Sketching

I haven't updated because I haven't put Flash on the new computer yet, and now I want to try something new.

And there is no one that can stop me.

Muahaha.

Except me.

Politics

More precious family moments. Family Guy was on at the time, maybe Peter is just a bad influence.

Halloween

Precious family moments.

On The Rocks

Caution: Angry When Drunk.

You Always Know What To Say

How to Use Touché in a Sentence, Lesson 2

If you read this Sheri, please don't be mad at me.

If you aren't Sheri, don't tell her I made this comic. Also it's fake! It's all... fake.

What's Happening?

Fantasy Financial Crisis '08

Some people have been complaining that I haven't posted comics this month yet.

Well, let me tell you all something. I don't get any cuddleboobs love except in the form of whining! So enough with the haterade, and have a new comic!

Well, Color Me Curry

Happy birthday, Jena!

TMI

Too much information. Nevermore.

Dance When No One's Looking

Joey vs. Pirates

I really hope this comic isn't like the awful Family Circus.

Good-Bye, Yellow Brick Joey

You're Not My Mom

Some wise words of experience from Rachel's mom during the very sunny OutsideLands festival in SF.

I spent a significant part of my growing time in high school sitting in their kitchen and eating avocados or whatever vegan snack Rachel was on. I really like the Ellis's. They Braveheart.

Wait For Me

There is no good-bye, Chunky Rice.

I just ruined the ending to a beautiful graphic novel by Craig Thompson. I sorry.

Did I do it right?

How To Use "Touché" In A Sentence.

I Has Motivation

I'm still on a comic spree so here we go with even more cuddleboobs! I hope you are all enjoying it as much as I am. I assume most of you know this picture. I love the lolrus and his plight of teh bucket. Also it leads to this really cute response pic but with polar bears!

Anyway, read the comic and imagine it kind of like a Rocky training montage. But kind of not.

Feels Good, Doesn't It?

I was stuck in lab last night til midnightish so I managed to churn out more comics. I like this one, well, mostly because of his name. It is mostly a joke, but don't be surprised if one day you do meet a little kid named Alec Keith Urban Almendrala Joel. And I swear, if you do meet that kid and he is not mine, you best be sure I will go after the person who stole that name.

And I Know What You Did Last Summer

I'm sorry, this is definately the longest I've gone without posting a comic. I promise, it's not because I think I'm too cool for it or anything. I honestly try to be as uncool as possible. And bring everyone else down with me.

Stephie is leaving for the EA tomorry, and it's making me sad. So I am starting a series of comics called, "Hitting On Stephanie." Jena is also leaving for the EA, but her fate has yet to be sealed.

Well, Yes and No

Lisa is moving to Chicago soon so I had better get on making those comics she always suggests I make. I really want to make one about the time she and Maria were talking about whether or not she should move to Chicago. But I'm worried that I'd just be exploiting the personal drawing I did in the thank you card I made her. I'd really like to go to Chicago. Where all things go. All things go.

According to Jermaine Stewart

I went to sado this weekend to visit the mysterious P-Face. We went to a dive bar to see the Hold Steady, ate delicious carne asada fries, and paid a guy 20 dollar to fix the tire P-Face drove a nail into. The trip sadly was over as soon as it began, but that's okay. I already explained to her that she wasn't worth the extra 20 dollar for the later flights.

A lot of links today. Even some that don't make sense.

They Should Make Us T-Shirts

i can't think of anything funny to write here.

Kirara

No time to write about my feelings! Although, Lord knows I wish I did. Here's some bootie for you all though. My current favorite song is this.

Still the Same

I'm sorry it has taken me a really long time to post a new comic. I haven't really had a lot of time to just sit down and cuddleboob. Hopefully everything's not lost. Or Chris Martin is a liar.

I've been waiting a really long time for Rachel to come back so that I could make this comic. I don't even care if no one thinks its funny.

Things I Learned From the Internet

And from the mouth of babes comes something something.

While Stephie's family may not appreciate her semi-encyclopedic knowledge, her friends certainly do. Too bad she was stuck with her family all week on the road trip through the east coast. You know, I really don't know how retains all that random information in her brain, only to whip it out in conversation unexpectedly. I still go to her for the chord progression for that Shins song.

That's What She Said?

It's kind of late for me, and my eyes are getting red from staring at the computer screen for so long. But I got this idea, and it simply had to be done.

Also, keep an eye out for a guest comic! Hopefully, he can get it done. Maybe I will just have to bug him about it as much as I did with Chris. Of course, Chris never did post that third comic; I believe it is still sitting in his compy unfinished and really lonely! Come on! Have some respect for teh Cuddleboob.

The No Donnas Club

Nothing much new going on with me lately. I lost my voice 3 days ago, something that has never happened before, and now that it's happened to me, I swear I'm never making fun of my friends again when they lose theirs. I'm a changed person!

I've been going through season 3 of Buffy, and before anyone gets me started, I just want to say how exciting it is, and we're coming up on the Buffy Christmas episode!

Also, I love the National. Everyone should listen to them.

I Thought You Knew Me

I got to see Kung Fu Panda on Friday with my brother and Chris. I was pretty whateverish to the idea of a panda knowing kung fu, but let me tell you. After that movie, I was a changed person. Well, you know. I just mean it was a good movie. You should all go see it!

I'm also really excited for another movie coming out soon. The one about Mammas. and Mias. and Abbas.

Livin' Large

I'm starting to hate the airport less. I just wish I could sleep.

Staying with my sister was fun. Though, it looks like she lives in a broke down house and everything needs to be replaced. I'm going to write a letter to Jim Wallis:

Dear J-Dub,

Why you let yo' interns live in squalor?

Donna

I've also started talking like my sister. Skipping helper verbs and cussing like a sailor.

You Ain't Cuz You Not

Still hate airports.

Adventures by the Rock, part 3

I hate airports.

To-Do Lists

Making lists is very important in maintaining one's sanity when life gets pretty crazy. I never used to do it in high school, but in college I started to make them so that I could feel more important. Paul Farmer (my hero) likes to make lists so that when he finishes each task he can check off each box and say "We sure are getting a lot done!" Also you can tell a lot about a person by his/her to-do list. (See Stephie's to-do list for example).

A friend of Una and mine, Sara, in high school used to make to-do lists. One time in math, Una stole Sara's list and wrote "Kill Donna" on it secretly. Then when Sara was reading her list later on, she exclaimed "Kill Donna?!" and Una laughed and laughed. Then Sara spiked my water with arsenic, and I died instantly. After that, Una realized the horrible thing she had done, because I haunted her for the rest of her life. Don't mess with to-do lists.

(Con)grats...

I'm finally posting a new comic! Thanks Chris for keeping it alive during these difficult times. I'm pretty much settled in my room, ready for prime cuddleboobing. You know.

I had never really thought of putting Joey in a comic so early until he asked a few days ago. I was hesitant at first, and asked, "Well, what would your character look like?" He got really excited and said "9 Dragons!" It's perfect, right?

Also: I'm missing some key artists from my music library: Magnetic Fields, The Shins, Wilco, The Cars, and others. Can anyone help me out?

Cuddleboobs @ Church

Donna took Una and I to Maria Bo's church today, and needless to say it was a lot of fun to have the core Cuddleboobs team sitting side by side on this Sunday morning. Una has iPhone fever, and had great difficulty thinking of anything else. Also, guitars. When Maria walked by at the end of the service and saw as sitting together, she exclaimed "Cuddleboobs!" and it made me really happy :)

This is only my second post, but I'm making a sincere effort to do this more often. Long live Cuddleboobs!

Please Love Me

I feel compelled to update even though I haven't made any comics in a while due to a recent computer fail. Basically, I had planned to make them over the weekend, but graduation happened and I was also without my compy for several days. So I dug this one out of the archives; I drew this on the airplane on my flight to New Orleans over spring break. I used this program called Paint.NET which is just a glorified version of paint. I actually drew the first few ones on this. I had planned to keep this one to myself to privately laugh at my own sentimentality, but I'm desperate so I must reveal it to the world.

I have a crapload of things to unpack in Pleasanton, and a dirty apt to clean back in Berkeley. Pray that I have time to make more beloved comix.

Adventures by the Rock part 2

If you know Stephie, then you too have had the joy of experiencing her words of wisdom. If you're like me, then you know you must treasure them like precious gems.

We occasionally call each other Cooper. Just for fun. To remind us of our roots or something.

I'm also really stressed about this report I have to do and moving out. Hence the 2am post. I don't know what I would do without cuddleboobs.

Among Other Things

This goes out to all the poor sad people out there who still have finals to take and are in the middle of cramming themselves to death. I hopes you are able to take pleasure in this delightful break of a comic.

I have a good friend at Cal named Cindy. She has been really close to my heart, ever since we bonded freshman year over our dearly departed Everwood. But she always bugged me for not putting up a comic about her. I don't know, she deserves the cuddleboob recognition, but I just couldn't think of the right cuddleboob for her. (I wonder how many times I can say cuddleboob in this post). Cuddleboobly, I warned her that the people featured in this blog are subject to the whims of the evil genius rulers of cuddleboob-dom. Prepare to be cuddleboobed. Fact.

And I Saw a Light at the End of this Tunnel...

Comics galore! It feels good to be making these again. I really missed doing it. Now that I have completed my college career, and am still without any real employment, I will be free to spend hours cuddling boobs and such.

I'm moving out soon, and it's a little stressful. I'm in the process of giving away all my shizzle. People respond to my emails like they're hotcakes. Mmmm... I've given away my bed frame, and I'm sort of wondering where I'm supposed to sleep once its gone. My parents are going to help me move some crap out tomorrow night. It feels sad. I'm gonna miss naan n curry so badly. Also there's that dreamy curry guy I will miss. Oh well, like Bowie said, time to face the strange ch-ch-changes...

Goodbye, my Lover

Sorry, about the lack of comics currently. I need to take a break as well until my finals are over (5/17! yay!). So until then, here are some novelty doodles from my personal notebook and from not paying attention in class.

It's Almost Better Than Ice Cream


Wait, What Class is This?

We Will Meet Again in Another World

Today, Chris pissed off Una in one of his rants about the evils of World of Warcraft. Bad move, mister. No one wants to hear about your 30 minute tirades on society's obsession with mediocre online games.

Anyway, I had my go at the mmorpg scene. I played Maple Story for about a semester and also unwittingly caused my little brother to enter into this dangerous foray of online gaming. So sadly, I am responsible for his constant chatter about ninja scrolls and how he says "plx" instead of "please." I die a little bit inside each day.

The Truth is Hard Sometimes

Sometimes there just isn't enough food in my apt.

Heart Fail

one of my favorite things on the internet is the lolcat phenomenon, in which adorable pictures of kitties (or other animals) are photoshopped with a caption with terrible english grammar. this comic reminded me of a similar genre of animal + caption called faildogs. these are pictures of puppies/dogs failing at whatever it is they do in life. englishfail is pretty funny as well. although, i am also guilty of putting apostrophes where they don't belong.

Hope Sometimes Disappoints

I almost wrote "disapoops" instead of disappoints.

Better, funnier comics are on their way. I apologize for the delay. They are currently being induced from our bodies with more life giving oxytocin. Especially Chris' body.

Adventures by the Rock

I'm running out of material, but I'm so desperate for a reason to procrastinate that I'm putting up this comic, which only serves to reinforce how exciting my life is.

I have a pchem midterm in one and a half hours. I am so over it.

What TV Show/Movie Made You Cry

Don't Bring That Up

If any of you desire a sure fire method of making me cry, then you'll bring up the topic of stephie moving out of the castle and into that sorority. Now, I'll admit that anything ranging from Oprah to Elf will make me cry so I'm not so sure how sweet your victory over my dignity will be. That ball with spiky hair in the corner is Caleb, and he has yet to figure out what kinds of things are okay to joke about and what kinds of things are so off-limit that I've repressed those feelings to the innermost places in my mind. I think it's funny now to laugh about, but I didn't want him to think he could get a laugh out of that one easily. He learned his lesson.

Warning: Contains Explicit Language

Sometimes people are really unhelpful. All the times I just sit there and take it.

That's what she said.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone, it's just how I feel.

I Don't Drink Coffee Anymore.

I thought that color would be a nice touch to the comic today. I spent too much time tracing the heart from a biology website. Half way through I got lazy and left out some chambers and arteries and stuff. Whatever, it gets smashed.

Edit: So I found out that I completely lost the AI file for this comic and I wanted to change a part of it. Now I have to re-draw it...
@%#$^$%^&%*%$*@#$@!*&(@#$#^%&*@#. Re-drawn.